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13 March 2009

"Chinese Technology and Engineering"




Sama ada gambar ini betul asli atau hanya 'trick' photoshop, terpulang lah kepada pandangan masing-masing. Bagi aku, jikalau gambar 'capasitor' ini betul ia adalah merbahaya. Mengapa mereka buat begini ?. Sudah pasti lah untuk jimat kos supaya barangan boleh dijual dengan harga yang murah. Kapasitor seperti ini terdapat pada hampir semua barangan elektronik termasuk komputer.

Kepada sesiapa yang beli barangan elektronik buatan China, anda kena terima hakikat yang Kapasitor seperti dalam gambar itu mungkin ada didalam barangan yang anda beli. Anda juga perlu lah bersedia untuk beli barangan yang baru, kerana kalau rosak, samaada tak boleh diperbaiki langsung atau kalau boleh 'repair' pun, nanti kos nya tak balik modal, lebih mahal dari beli baru.

Sekian

Note:

The Equipment it is used in might even work normally for some time.

How long all depends upon how both the equipment and the 2200ВµF capacitor are designed.

Well designed equipment will usually put less then 40V on a 50V part (and a good 35V Device will do at 40 or even 50V for some time unless it operates in hot environment), and given adequate mains voltage and normal temperature, it will work even with 1/3 of the capacitance at modest load.

Now if the mains voltage falls to say, 215V instad of 230V (perfectly within the +-10% specification), temperature goes outside normal levels or load simply increases near maximum, the capacitor wont properly filter the voltage and all sorts of malfunctions will result.

Which can result in all sorts of damage depending on what sort of equipment is concerned.

11 February 2009

Apa sebab aku tak suka Ilmu Hisab ?....Matematik la !!!...


Best answers to math paper
















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28 January 2009

Even Babies Know la Mr.Bush!!!!‏


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The picture speaks for itself

Muka 'semak' yang nasib dia baik tak kena tapak kasut tempohari kerana dia pandai mengelak. Rupa rupa nya budak pun tahu dan tak ingin... Orang Cina kata 'SUEY' kalau tangan 'semak' ini pegang. Nasib baik dia dah bersara. he..he...


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03 January 2009

Envelope sent by LHDN, a True story ? - I hope not....

I have to share this with you
This truly is a real classic Envelope sent by LHDN (Inland Revenue Board), a True story...

A taxpayer called up the LHDN (Inland Revenue Board) in Terengganu, and asked for Form B. The LHDN clerk who answered the call asked for the address to send the form to. The conversation goes:

LHDN CLERK : Boleh bagi alamat encik? (Can you give me your address?)

TAXPAYER : Ok, hantar ke Ranhill Worley. (Send to Ranhill Worley)

LHDN CLERK : Apa Ranhill? ...... eja macam mana? (err... How to spell Ranhill?)

TAXPAYER : R.. for Rumah... A for Ayam (Chicken).. N for Nangka (Jackfruit)... H for Holland (country) ... I for itik (Duck)... L for lain- lain(Others) ....

LHDN CLERK : Ok.. nanti kami hantar ke alamat itu (OK, we will send to that address..)

After waiting for a week, the form arrived - have a look at the address on the envelope!!!

(Click image for actual size )

Original Article:
http://www.wassup2all.com

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19 December 2008

Letter from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft

http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/business/bill-gates/1344175078.jpg
Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft

Subject: Problems with my new computer


Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.

2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' he ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that by sitting.

3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I
find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find'
button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?

6. I brought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?

7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.

9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?

10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God shake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

Regards,

Banta

Last one from me to Mr Bill Gates :
Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS?

Source: http://comcarkarat.blogspot.com

myLot User

16 December 2008

When wife leaves the child to husband....‏


Bila isteri tinggal kan anak dengan suami. Apa akan jadi ???


Klik gambar untuk paparan yang lebih jelas





Geli hati bila tengok muka adik dia yang dia conteng..kah..kah..!!!

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11 December 2008

21st Century.... We are becoming lesser by the day


Our communication - Wireless

Our dress - Topless


Our telephone - Cordless


Our cooking - Fireless


Our youth - Jobless


Our food - Fatless


Our labour - Effortless


Our conduct - Worthless


Our relation - Loveless


Our attitude - Careless


Our feelings - Heartless


Our politics - Shameless


Our education - Valueless


Our follies - Countless


Our arguments - Baseless


Our Job - Thankless


Our Salary - Very Very less


Our emails - useless (especially this one) !
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04 December 2008

Dari ruang rehat Ahli Parlimen



"Dia nak masuk UMNO balik," itulah gurauan Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi kepada Ahli Parlimen Bebas, Datuk Ibrahim Ali. Gambar ini dirakam tatkala Perdana Menteri meluangkan masa menikmati nasi lemak bersama-sama dengan Ahli Parlimen di ruang rehat Ahli Parlimen hari Khamis. Sidang Dewan Rakyat yang berlangsung sehingga tengah malam, merupakan hari terakhir perbahasan peringkat jawatankuasa Rang Undang-Undang Perbekalan 2009.

Link berkaitan: Nak masuk UMNO balik...?- http://www.agendadaily.com/cmspreview

20 October 2008

Who is sitting at The Highest Position of the World ?!


Do you know
who is sitting at The Highest Position of the World ?!


U.S President , George Bush ?

NO

Osama Bin Laden ?

NO

UN General Secretary ?

NO

Habis tu siapa dia ???
I Will Tell You But Please Don't Wonder






* The other way to tell you all about the World's Tallest Skyscraper, he..he..he...sorry...

For more info:
Burj Dubai - The World's Tallest Skyscraper


17 October 2008

Creative Video Clip - Crashes



Like This Video Clip ?
To download, please click link: http://www.ziddu.com/downloadfile
Info :
File Name: crashes.wmv
File size: 1.58 mb

11 October 2008

Shah Rukh Khan dapat 'Datuk' - Apa sudah jadi dengan negara ku ??

Pelakon Bollywood, Shah Rukh Khan (gambar) merupakan antara
penerima Darjah Mulia Seri Melaka (DMSM) sempena hari jadi
Yang Dipertua Negeri, Tun Mohd. Khalil Yaakob ke-70, hari ini.

MELAKA 10 Okt. – Pelakon Bollywood, Shah Rukh Khan merupakan antara penerima Darjah Mulia Seri Melaka (DMSM) sempena hari jadi Yang Dipertua Negeri, Tun Mohd. Khalil Yaakob ke-70, esok.

Penganugerahan itu menjadikan Shah Rukh Khan, yang dilahirkan di New Delhi pada 2 November 1965, artis Bollywood pertama ber gelar Datuk.

Beliau yang terkenal menerusi filem Kuch Kuch Hota Hai (1998) mempunyai ijazah sarjana dalam bidang komunikasi dari Jamia Millia Islamia University.

Setiausaha Politik kepada Ketua Menteri Melaka, Saadun Basiron berkata, DMSM dianugerahkan bagi mengenang jasa Shah Rukh Khan dalam bidang seni dan perfileman di peringkat antarabangsa, termasuk di Malaysia.

Bagaimanapun, Shah Rukh Khan tidak dapat hadir untuk menerima anugerah tersebut, katanya kepada pemberita di sini hari ini.



Kadang-kadang malas nak ulas perkara macam ini, tapi kalau tak luahkan, hati semakin terbuku.

Rasa aku, bukan aku aje yang terkejut beruk. Shah Rukh Khan sendiri terkejut chimpanzee kerana menyangka "Datuk" bererti akan mendapat seorang gadis cantik daripada Melaka. Setakat gelaran tu, dia pun tak minat untuk datang ambil pingat kerana tak ada 'commercial value' kepada beliau selain menghabiskan duit tiket penerbangan ke KLIA dan kena cari teksi ke Melaka, agak aku la.....

Seterus nya Shah Rukh Khan semakin terkejut bapak beruk kerana mendapat gelaran datuk kerana ia tak pernah terfikir olehnya, sebab apa ???. Sebab nya ialah, Kerajaan India yang mendapat keuntungan beratus juta dollar/rupee daripada cukai hiburan dan filem Shah Rukh Khan pun tak beri apa-apa anugerah kepadanya. Hee...hee...betul kan ???

Pelakon dan artis seperti Sarimah, Ahmad B, Ibrahim Pendek (arwah), Ogy Ahmad Daud, Fahrin, Linda Onn, Lan Pek-Pek, Rosyam Noor, Erra Fazira, AR Tompel (arwah), Ali Mamak, Amy Search, Jamal Abdillah dan artis yang lain tentu tertanya-tanya kenapa aku tak dapat 'datuk' tetapi Shah Rukh Khan yang tak tahu Melaka kat mana pun, boleh dapat. Hebat Melaka dan hulubalang nya...he...he...

Ada orang yang kata anugerah tu untuk membodek. Orang kata la, bukan aku....Bagi aku ada juga logik nya sebab tak lama lagi kan Datuk Seri Najib nak jadi PM. Artis-artis Bollywood ni kan favorite kepada isteri bakal PM.

Artikel Berkaitan untuk bacaan :

- Anugerah "Datuk" untuk bodek Najib?? http://rusli-islam.blogspot.com

- Penyalahgunaan Pemberian Gelaran Datuk....Semua Pelakon dan Penyanyi popular dunia akan bergelar Datuk? http://peoplearmy.blogspot.com

10 to 100 years ago



1. 100 years ago: The first
Cellophane is invented.
- source:
http://inventors.about.com

2. 90 years ago: The Grand Canyon became a national monument.
- source:
http://lcweb2.loc.gov/ammem/gmdhtml/nphtml/gchome.html



3. 80 years ago: The food mixer and the domestic refrigerator were invented.
- source: http://inventors.about.com/library/inventors/blrefrigerator.htm



4. 70 years ago: Otto Hahn discovered nuclear fission by splitting uranium
- source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otto_Hahn


Bardeen and Brattain's transistor, as replicated in 1997

5. 60 years ago: Transistor was invented
- source: http://www.efluxmedia.com


6. 50 years ago: Velcro was invented.
- source: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Who_invented_Velcro



An old mechanical calculator

7. 40 years ago: LCD (Liquid Crystal Display) & Electronic Calculator
- source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calculator


8. 30 years ago: The computer mouse was invented.
- source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computer_mouse



9. 20 years ago: The game of TETRIS was invented.
- source: http://english.pravda.ru/main/18/90/363/15449_tetris.html


10. 10 years ago: First patent for a genetically- engineered mouse was issued to Harvard Medical School.- source: New York Times

09 October 2008

Release Tension 2 - We Build for The Future

Just want to share these Creative work of art.....
Very creative & good idea

- Thanks





Creative work of art

29 September 2008

Release Tension 1

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23 September 2008

Tips nak HACK Petrol Pump

Ni petua yang baru aku dapat dari petugas stesen minyak petronas selayang.... masa-masa tengah gawat dengan harga minyak naik melambung ni tentu korang nak isi minyak dengan harga yang dulu atau lagi murah dari dulu. Aku dengan supervisor minyak ni agak rapat la, so dia rasa aku org yang agak sesuai kot utk dia berikan tips mcm mana nak turunkan harga2.52 sen kat pam minyak jadi 1.98 or suka ati korang la nak letak berapa sen... mula2 mmg aku tak percaya... tapi......

1. Korang kena gi kaunter pam tu cakap nak isi penuh bagi le berapapun... dengan mengatakan isi penuh jer korang boleh setting balik harga kat pam korang pilih tu... x kira la pam 1 ke, pam 2 ker jgn pam angin atau NGV
2. korang gi balik kat pam korang tu, dan jgn angkat nozel lagi.
3. kat pam tu kan ada dua punat2 utk nomor (bukan utk credit card tau)yang bawah pada screen liter tu... kira mcm nak isi manual nyer harga la
4. korang tekan 'clear' - utk resetkan harga yang kaunter minyak tu set tadi
5. then korang tekan enter - 3x
6. then korang tekan '0' , '0', '1', '9', '8' (1.98 sen seliter) atau korang tekan la berapa pun korang suka
7. pastu korang tekan enter - 3x sekali lagi
8. tekan butang clear - 2x
9. Then korang tekan berapa puluh korang nak isi
10.Tekan enter lepas dah masukkan nilai isian (klick 'Artikel penuh' untuk langkah seterusnya)


pastu... supervisor petrol pam akan jumpa korang

"woi apa engko buat ni... main tekan-tekan ni... xde keje lain ker...!!!!"

Hehehehehe..Aku pun terkena Daaa..Aku dapat kat SINI



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